| Bang:- |
noun. An act of sexual union, usually inconsequential. Thus "Maggie was keen for a bang so she went round the party chatting up all the guys."
verb. To have sex with a woman, usually inconsequential. Thus "As soon as he got her home he banged her then left."
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| Bollocks:- |
noun. Testicles. Thus "When he was getting sucked off by Tracy he liked her to begin by sucking his bollocks."
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| Bonk:- |
noun. An act of sexual union, usually inconsequential. Thus "He got a bonk from Maggie after the party."
verb. To have sex with a woman, usually inconsequential. Thus "He bonked Maggie after the party."
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| Chug or chuggy:- |
noun. Act of male masturbation Thus "He was so frustrated he had to have a quick chug."
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| Clunge:- |
noun. Derogatory term for a womans sex organs. Thus "She would take it up her clunge any time."
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| Crack:- |
noun. The area between the outer lips of the vulva. The slit. Thus "He slid his cock in her crack to get her excited, before going to a full shag."
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| Cream:- |
noun. Male ejaculate or spunk. Thus "After he pulled out his cream ran down her thighs."
verb. The act of ejaculation. Thus "He creamed her fanny" or "She got creamed on her face in the back seat of the guy's car."
verb. "Getting creamed" also refers to a woman having sex with multiple ejaculations by one or more men, when vigorous thrusting churns the sex juices into a white cream."
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| Cunny:- |
noun. A softer, more gentle version of the word "cunt". Thus "She fingered her cunny, after he had shagged her."
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| Fanny:- |
noun. The outer and inner parts of the female sex organs.
Not to be confused with the american "fanny" which is all about one's bottom,
thus fanny pack or bum bag. Fanny is sometimes referred to
euphemistically as the "front bottom" particularly in UK humour.
Can be used to refer either to the labia or the vagina. Thus "He fucked her fanny for nearly 15 minutes" and "He tongued her fanny lips cos she really wanted that."
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| Frig:- |
noun. Female masturbation. Thus "She had a frig most nights."
verb. To masturbate (of a female). Thus "She frigged herself after the guy had left."
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| Fud:- |
noun. Female sex organs, also used for female pubic hair. Thus "Her fud was massive."
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| Gash:- |
noun. The area between the outer lips of the vulva. The slit or crack. Usually a derogatory term. Thus "Her gash had been well used that night."
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| Gobble:- |
noun. Act of giving a guy oral sex by vigorous sucking, using the mouth ('gob' in Scotland). Thus "She really liked to give him a gobble."
verb. To give a guy oral sex by vigorous sucking. Thus "When they got back from the pub she gobbled Brian and two of his mates."
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| Goolies:- |
noun. Testicles. Thus "When her boyfriend came back steaming drunk, she kneed him in the goolies."
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| Hairy:- |
noun. Scottish term for a young woman, often a rather aggressive sexually promiscuous chav. "There's plenty of Glasgow hairies go to that club, who will give you a fuck in the car park round the back."
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| Hole:- |
noun. The vagina. Thus "He had her hole after they got back from the pub."
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| Hump:- |
verb. To have sex with a woman, usually in the missionary position. Thus "He humped her three times that night."
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| Knob (Nob):- |
noun. The glans of the penis, sometimes also used to refer to the whole penis. "She took his shiny knob into her mouth."
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| Leg spreader:- |
Noun. A woman with a high sex drive, always keen for sex. Thus "All the guys at the party knew that Maggie was a leg spreader."
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| Leg opener:- |
Noun. A woman with a high sex drive, always keen for sex. Thus "Maggie was well known as an easy leg opener."
Also sometimes used to refer to highly alcoholic drinks such as vodka, which some men can ply women in order to make them amenable to sex. Thus "He went to the bar, bought a half pint for himself and a double vodka leg opener for the girl he had just met"
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| Minge:- |
noun. Female pubic hair, but also description of a hairy fanny. Thus "She had quite a minge on her" or "Her minge could take a good pounding."
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| Muff:- |
noun. Term for the vulva, particularly a natural one with public hair. Thus "She spread her legs so he could see her lovely muff."
Also muff-diver, a guy who likes giving a girl cunnilingus. Thus "Jerry was popular with Tracy's friends, as he was a great muff-diver."
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| Noddy:- |
noun. Act of giving a guy a suck off by nodding the head up and down. Thus "She gave him a noddy in the back set of his car".
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| Nookie:- |
noun. Vaginal sexual intercourse. Here the vagina is seen as a little nook, or hidden away small place. Thus "Guys are always after a bit of nookie."
Neuk is a Scottish word for a corner or secret place.
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| Pie:- |
noun. Term for the vulva, probably derived from the scots pie which had a wide slit across the pastry. Thus "She let him dip his fingers in her pie."
Also a Scottish version of a chav, used in a derrogative sense to label a woman. Thus "All the guys on the estate knew she was a right wee pie."
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| Poke:- |
noun. A poke is an act of sexual intercourse, almost exclusively applied to vaginal sex. Thus "I got a poke off Andy last Saturday night" or "He liked a bit of pokey at the weekend."
verb. To poke is for a man to have vaginal sex. Thus "Andy poked her at that party on Saturday".
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| Prick:- |
noun. The penis, especially when fully erect. Thus "He stood up and waved his prick in her face."
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| Pump:- |
verb. To shag a woman vigorously. Thus "She got pumped at her friend's twenty first."
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| Quim:- |
noun. A softer, gentle, perhaps more classy version of the word "cunt". Thus "After they had been kissing long and deep, he knew her quim would be ready for it."
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| Randy:- |
verb. To be continually seeking sex. Thus "Watch out, that guy is so randy."
adjective. Highly sexed. Usually applied to a man, but occasionally to a woman. Thus "The randy bastard went and shagged my best friend."
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| Roger:- |
verb. To shag a woman, often used for anal sex in the doggy position. Thus "He bent her over the table and rogered her."
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| Ride:- |
noun. Act of sex,usually in the missionary position. Thus "Gerry got a ride off of her."
Also a term for a promiscuous woman. Thus "Tracy was great wee ride."
verb. To have sex, primarily vaginal in the missionary position. Thus "He rode her hard till she came" or "Mandy was ridden on Friday night."
Occassionally used when a woman takes the active role on top. Thus "Go on Mandy, get on top and give me a ride."
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| Screw:- |
noun. Act of sex, primarily vaginal. Thus "Gerry got a screw off of her."
verb. To have sex, primarily vaginal. Usually in a slow stirring style. Thus "He screwed her when they got home" or "Mandy usually got screwed on Friday night."
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| Shag:- |
noun. Act of sex, primarily vaginal. Thus "She got a shag off of Gerry after the party."
verb. To have sex, primarily vaginal. Thus "He shagged her vigorously when they got home" or "Claire got shagged by two guys on Friday night."
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| Shagger:- |
noun. Derogatory term for a man whose primary interest is in having sex. Thus "In the pub we kept well away from that shagger Brian."
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| Slapper:- |
noun. Derogatory term for a woman whose primary interest is in having sex. Possibly derived from the sound made when shagging a well lubricated woman. Thus "All the guys knew she was a great wee slapper."
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| Slit:- |
noun. The area between the outer lips of the vulva. Thus "He slipped a finger into her slit to make sure she was nice and wet."
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| Tadger :- |
noun.(also Todger) The penis. Thus "She eventually managed to get his todger out of his trousers."
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| Toss:- |
noun. The act of male masturbation. Thus "He had a toss when his girfriend was out with her friends."
verb. The action of male masturbation. Thus "He tossed it off nightly" or "He tossed it off onto her thighs."
verb. Also used for a woman giving a man a hand job. "She tossed him off cos she didn't fancy a shag."
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| Tosser:- |
noun. A derogatory term for an inadequate man who is unable to find a woman to have sex with, thus he has to masturbate. Thus "The old tosser used to hang around the club."
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| Toss off:- |
noun. A toss, an act of male masturbation, when it goes to ejaculation. Thus "He had a toss off in the bath and caught it in a sponge."
verb. The action of male masturbation to orgasm. Thus "He loved a nightly toss off" or "He tossed it off onto her thighs."
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| Totty:- |
noun. A woman who is sexually available. Thus "Jack and his mates when down the club hoping to pick up a bit of totty."
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| Twat:- |
noun. Derogatory term for a womans sex organs. Thus "He slid it into her twat without any problem."
Often used as a general derogatory term for a woman (and sometimes a man). Thus "Everyone avoided her. She was a right twat."
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| Willy:- |
noun. A childish name for the penis. Thus "His willy had shrunk in the cold air."
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